First Off, I Am 35 Years Old,

The Point Is, How Do You Know The Guarantee Fairy Isn't A Crazy Glue Sniffer.

People Need A Time To Laugh. It's Up To Us To Bonk Ourselves On The Head And Slip On A Banana Peel So The Average Guy Can Say, 'i May Be Bad, Honey, But I'm Not As Much Of An Idiot As That Guy On The Screen.'

I Still Have To Work On My Weight And Some Of My Other Demons.

I'm Just Dandy, I Got A Bowl Of Chocolate Pudding In My Underpants!

Basically, I Only Play One Character; I Just Play Him At Different Volumes.