First Off, I Am 35 Years Old,

I Want To Live Fast And Die Young.

I Have What Doctors Call A Little Bit Of A Weight Problem.

The Point Is, How Do You Know The Guarantee Fairy Isn't A Crazy Glue Sniffer.

In The Land Of The Skunk The Man With Half A Nose Is King!

I Can Get A Great Look At A T-bone Steak By Shoving My Head Up A Bull's Ass But I'd Rather Take The Butchers Word For It.