Basically, I Only Play One Character; I

First Off, I Am 35 Years Old, I Am Divorced, And I Live In A Van Down By The River.

I Can Get A Great Look At A T-bone Steak By Shoving My Head Up A Bull's Ass But I'd Rather Take The Butchers Word For It.

I Live In A Van Down By The River.

I Have What Doctors Call A Little Bit Of A Weight Problem.

Everybody Laughs When Fatty Falls Down.