My Mother Is The Kind Of Woman

Men Lie The Most. Men Lie All The Time.

I Don't Write Jokes First. I Write Down Topics. I Think Of What I Want To Talk About, And Then I Write The Jokes - They Don't Write Me... And Even If You Don't Think It's Funny, You Won't Think It's Boring. You Might Disagree, But You'll Listen. And Maybe Even Laugh As You Disagree.

Do You Know What The Good Side Of Crack Is? If You're Up At The Right Hour, You Can Get A Vcr For $1.50. You Can Furnish Your Whole House For $10.95.

When I Do Something Good, The Audience Lets Me Know Immediately. They Laugh. That's It.

You Don't Pay Taxes - They Take Taxes.