My Mother Is The Kind Of Woman

Eddie Murphy Is To Comedians What Nicki Minaj Is To Spanx.

You Just Got To Be Really Logical When You're A Comedian - To A Fault. Like A Lawyer's Got To Believe In The Law.

Men Do Not Settle Down. Men Surrender.

Everyone Has Favorite Criminals. Mine Are Pimps. We Can All Rob A Bank; We Can All Sell Drugs. Being A Pimp Is A Whole Other Thing.

I See As White People Finding Loopholes In The Slavery Laws.