A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is

I Never Watched The Oscars. Come On, It's A Fashion Show . . . What Straight Black Man Sits There And Watches The Oscars? Show Me One. And They Don't Recognize Comedy, And You Don't See A Lot Of Black People Nominated, So Why Should I Watch It?

I Am Just Here To Support The President Of The United States. President Of The United States Is Our Boss, But He Is Also... You Know, The President And The First Lady Are Kinda Like The Mom And The Dad Of The Country. And When Your Dad Says Something You Listen, And When You Don't It Will Usually Bite You On The Ass Later On. So, I'm Here To Support The President.

We Were So Poor My Daddy Unplugged The Clocks When We Went To Bed.

Black People Dominate Sports In The United States. 20% Of The Population And 90% Of The Final Four.

A Man Is Only As Faithful As His Options.