A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is

I Don't Need A President With A Bucket List!

You Can't Fake Comedy - It's Not Like A Movie, Where A Director Can Just Cast A Pretty Face.

You Can't Be Happy That Fire Cooks Your Food And Be Mad It Burns Your Fingertips.

I Think All The Funny People Were Bullied. When They Talk About Outlawing Bullying, It's Like, What? You Want No Comedy Central?

A Comedy Club Is A Place Where You Work Out Material, You're Trying Material.