A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is

Daddy Pays For The Water, Daddy Pays For The Gas, Daddy Pays For The Electricity, And If Daddy Didn't Pay For The Electricity, He'd Pay For The Candle On Your Nightstand, So You Can Study For The Big Test Tomorrow.

Black People Dominate Sports In The United States. 20% Of The Population And 90% Of The Final Four.

Gay People Got A Right To Be As Miserable As Everybody Else.

Even If You Meet The Perfect Person, It Ain’t Gonna Be At The Perfect Time. You’re Married, They’re Single. That’s Right. You’re Jewish, They’re Palestinian. You’re A Mexican, They’re A Raccoon. You’re A Black Woman, He’s A Black Man.

Kids Always Act Up The Most Before They Go To Sleep.