My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund,

When You Die At 72, No Matter What You Die Of, It's Natural Causes. Even If You Get Hit By A Truck, It's Natural Causes. 'cause If You Was Younger, You'd Have Got Out The Way!

Comedians Tend To Find A Comfort Zone And Stay There And Do Lamer Versions Of Themselves For The Rest Of Their Career.

Babies Don't Know Who's Rich And Who's Poor. You Love 'em And They're Happy.

I Hate Niggas! I Hate Em! I Wish They'd Let Me Join The Ku Klux Klan!

We Were So Poor My Daddy Unplugged The Clocks When We Went To Bed.