You Cannot Win In A Fight Against

You Can't Think The Thoughts You Want To Think If You Think You're Being Watched.

Kennedy Didn't Beat Nixon. Satire Beat Nixon.

I Love Seeing Black People Do Normal Things, Being Judged As Normal People.

I Never Really Write The Jokes. I Just Sit Down Over A Week Or Two And Try To Figure Out What I Want To Talk About. Once I Narrow That Down, Then I Start Working On The Material, Like "how Do I Make This Stuff Funny?"

Babies Don't Know Who's Rich And Who's Poor. You Love 'em And They're Happy.