You Don't Accomplish Much By Swimming With

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.

An Editor's Job Is To Take Something Great And Make It Good.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

Poly Means More Than One, And Ticks Are Bloodsucking Parasites.

My Plan Is To Bring Back Like The Bracero Program From 1944 That Ran For 20 Years Where The Mexican Government Vets These People. I Mean, They Pay For It, And They Get Green Cards, And They're Actually Legitimate. And Then Seal The Border.