You Don't Accomplish Much By Swimming With

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder.

I'm Too Young For Medicare And Too Old For Women To Care.

My Definition Of An Artist Is Anyone Who's Ahead Of His Time And Behind On His Rent.

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.