I'll Tell You Right Now. I'm For

A Happy Childhood Is The Worst Possible Preparation For Life.

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.

I'm Ready For Anything. That's Probably Why It Never Happens.

If You're Going To Be An Artist, You Need To Be An Original.

Finding A Cat--or Having A Cat Find You--can Change Your World As Much As Marriage, Divorce, Love, Death, Or Even Winning The Lottery Can, And Sometimes More.