I'll Tell You Right Now. I'm For

If Jesus Christ Had Run As An Independent, Rick Perry Would Have Beat Him.

How Can You Look At The Texas Legislature And Still Believe In Intelligent Design?

I Believe That Willy Nelson Is The Hillbilly Dalai Lama.

If Willie Nelson Had Been Rosa Parks, There Never Would Have Been A Civil Rights Movement In This Country, Because He Refuses To Leave The Back Of The Bus.

Politics Is The Only Field In Which The More Experience You Have, The Worse You Get.