Happiness Is A Moving Target.

People Are Drooling For The Truth. They Want Honesty From Politicians, And They're Not Getting It.

I Don't Feel Bad About Losing.

William Bennett Is My Patron Saint, One Of Them. Redd Foxx Is Another.

Wandering Around Back Stage At A Willie Nelson Concert Is A Bit Like Being The Parrot On The Shoulder Of The Guy Who's Running The Ferris Wheel. It's Not The Best Seat In The House, But You See Enough Lights, Action, People, And Confusion To Make You Wonder If Anybody Knows What The Hell's Going On. If You're Sitting Out Front, Of Course, It All Rolls Along As Smoothly As A German Train Schedule, But As Willie, Like Any Great Magician, Would Be The First To Point Out, The Real Show Is Never In The Center Ring. As Willie Always Says, Fortunately, We're Not In Control.

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder.