Happiness Is A Moving Target.

Remember, The Legislature Is The Joke, Not Our Campaign.

True Love Usually Results In A Hostage Situation.

People Are Drooling For The Truth. They Want Honesty From Politicians, And They're Not Getting It.

I've Been In True Love Many Times. I Just Try To Avoid It As Much As Possible. For If There's One Thing I Know About True Love, It Is That Sooner Or Later, It Results In A Hostage Situation.

I Don't Feel Bad About Losing.