Always Respect Your Superiors, If You Have

Musicians Can Run This State Better Than Politicians. We Won't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'll Work Late And Be Honest.

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.

These Days, There Are Many People Around The World Who Listen To The Songs That Made Me Infamous And Read The Books That Made Me Respectable.

Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.

May The God Of Your Choice Bless And Keep You. I Respect Him As Long As He Does Not Circumcise Me Anymore.