Always Respect Your Superiors, If You Have

I've Got A Head Of Hair Better Than Rick Perry; It's Just Not In A Place I Can Show You.

I Even Went So Far As To Become A Southern Baptist For A While, Until I Realized That They Didn't Hold 'em Under Long Enough.

Whether Your Destination Is Heaven Or Hell, You Always Have To Change Planes In Dallas.

I'd Felt That A Man Without A Woman Was Like A Neck Without A Pain.

Simón Bolívar Is The Only Person In History To Be Exiled From A Country Named After Him.