Always Respect Your Superiors, If You Have

We've Got To Clear Some Of The Room Out Of The Prisons So We Can Put The Bad Guys In There, Like The Pedophiles And The Politicians.

I Am Not Anti-death Penalty, But I'm Damned Sure Anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

And I'll Tell You Another Thing, You Won't Find Any Candidate That Supports Prayer In School And Gay Marriage. For That Reason Alone, People Should Vote For An Independent-thinking Person.

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

If Jesus Christ Had Run As An Independent, Rick Perry Would Have Beat Him.