Always Respect Your Superiors, If You Have

If You Don't Love Jesus-go To Hell!

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.

You've Got To Find What You Love And Let It Kill You. I Don't Think Any Of Us Should Ever Forget That.

I'm Ready For Anything. That's Probably Why It Never Happens.

I'm Too Young For Medicare And Too Old For Women To Care.