If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might

Well, I Just Said That Jesus And I Were Both Jewish And That Neither Of Us Ever Had A Job, We Never Had A Home, We Never Married And We Traveled Around The Countryside Irritating People.

I Don't Believe In Carrying A Weapon. If Somebody Wants To Shoot Me, He'll Have To Bring His Own Gun.

The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.

If Raymond Chandler Came From The South, His Name Would Be Ace Atkins.

I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!