You Could Do With Losing A Little

The Man Who Invented The Red Carpet Needed His Head Examined.

For Conservation To Be Successful It Is Necessary To Take Into Consideration That It Is A Characteristic Of Man That He Can Only Be Relied Upon To Do Anything Consistently Which Is In His Own Interest.

Do People Trip Over You?

A Horse Which Stops Dead Just Before A Jump And Thus Propels Its Rider Into A Graceful Arc Provides A Splendid Excuse For General Merriment.

We Go Into The Red Next Year... I Shall Have To Give Up Polo.