We Go Into The Red Next Year...

Do You Work In A Strip Club?

It Doesn't Look Like Much Work Goes On At This University.

During The Blitz, A Lot Of Shops Had Their Windows Blown In And Put Up Notices Saying, 'more Open Than Usual'. I Now Declare This Place More Open Than Usual.

There Is Nothing Like It For Morale To Be Reminded That The Years Are Passing - Ever More Quickly - And That Bits Are Dropping Off The Ancient Frame. But It Is Nice To Be Remembered At All.

We Go Into The Red Next Year... I Shall Have To Give Up Polo.