We Go Into The Red Next Year...

My Favourite Subject At School Was Avoiding Unnecessary Work.

Wildlife Of The World Is Disappearing, Not Because Of A Malicious And Deliberate Policy Of Slaughter And Extermination, But Simply Because Of A General And Widespread Ignorance And Neglect.

I Am Full Of Admiration For The Technologists Who Have Developed All Sorts Of Gadgets For The Purpose Of Improving Communications. However, I Believe That All These Fascinating Machines Are Complementary To, And Not Substitutes For, Books And The Printed Word.

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

The Biggest Waste Of Water In The Country By Far. You Spend Half A Pint And Flush Two Gallons.