We Go Into The Red Next Year...

The Biggest Waste Of Water In The Country By Far. You Spend Half A Pint And Flush Two Gallons.

You Managed Not To Get Eaten Then?

During The Blitz, A Lot Of Shops Had Their Windows Blown In And Put Up Notices Saying, 'more Open Than Usual'. I Now Declare This Place More Open Than Usual.

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.

The More People There Are, The More Food We Need, The More Space We Occupy, The More Resources And Consumer Goods We Wish To Have And The More Development Has To Take Place