Do People Trip Over You?

If A Cricketer Suddenly Decided To Go Into A School And Batter A Lot Of People To Death With A Cricket Bat, Are You Going To Ban Cricket Bats?

Well, You Didn't Design Your Beard Too Well, Did You?

British Women Can't Cook.

Cats Kill Far More Birds Than Men. Why Don't You Have A Slogan: 'kill A Cat And Save A Bird?'

You Have Mosquitoes. I Have The Press.