Do People Trip Over You?

Cats Kill Far More Birds Than Men. Why Don't You Have A Slogan: 'kill A Cat And Save A Bird?'

People Say After A Fire It's Water Damage That's The Worst. We're Still Drying Out Windsor Castle.

It's No Use Saying Do This, Do That, Don't Do That ... It's Very Easy When Children Want Something To Say No Immediately. I Think It's Quite Important Not To Give An Unequivocal Answer At Once. Much Better To Think It Over. Then, If You Eventually Say No, I Think They Really Accept It.

Aren't Most Of You Descended From Pirates?

In The Days When The Nation Depended On Agriculture For Its Wealth It Made The Lord Chancellor Sit On A Woolsack To Remind Him Where The Wealth Came From. I Would Like To Suggest We Remove That Now And Make Him Sit On A Crate Of Machine Tools.