The Man Who Invented The Red Carpet

You're Just A Silly Little Whitehall Twit: You Don't Trust Me And I Don't Trust You.

British Women Can't Cook.

Your Country Is One Of The Most Notorious Centres Of Trading In Endangered Species.

If I Were Reincarnated I Would Wish To Be Returned To Earth As A Killer Virus To Lower Human Population Levels.

[after Accepting A Gift From A Kenyan Woman] You Are A Woman, Aren't You?