The Man Who Invented The Red Carpet

A Gun Is No More Dangerous Than A Cricket Bat In The Hands Of A Madman.

There Are Always Twenty Excellent Reasons For Doing Nothing For Every One Reason For Starting Anything-especially If It Has Never Been Done Before.

You Bloody Silly Fool!

My Favourite Subject At School Was Avoiding Unnecessary Work.

It's My Custom To Say Something Flattering To Begin With So I Shall Be Excused If I Put My Foot In It Later On.