A Horse Which Stops Dead Just Before

British Women Can't Cook.

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.

I Have Very Little Experience Of Self-government. In Fact, I Am One Of The Most Governed People In The World.

There Are Always Twenty Excellent Reasons For Doing Nothing For Every One Reason For Starting Anything-especially If It Has Never Been Done Before.

It's Not A Very Big One, But At Least It's Dead And It Took An Awful Lot Of Killing!