You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.