It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker

The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Another Dollar A Quart.

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.