It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.

Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life. Except Drink.