It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker

I Drink Therefore I Am.

A Man Who Overindulges Lives In A Dream. He Becomes Conceited. He Thinks The Whole World Revolves Around Him; And It Usually Does.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine

I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.