It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.

Never Work With Animals Or Children.

The Funniest Thing About Comedy Is That You Never Know Why People Laugh. I Know What Makes Them Laugh But Trying To Get Your Hands On The Why Of It Is Like Trying To Pick An Eel Out Of A Tub Of Water.

The Best Thing To Break Is A Contract.

Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And Some Are Worse, But There's Nothing Exactly Like It.