The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.

Philadelphia, Wonderful Town, Spent A Week There One Night

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason

There Are Only Two Real Ways To Get Ahead Today - Sell Liquor Or Drink It.

I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen The Way It Rusts Pipes?