The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.