The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do

Never Work With Animals Or Children.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.