The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do

So Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing, I Will Make Mine Whiskey.

Philadelphia, Wonderful Town, Spent A Week There One Night

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.