The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

The Low-ceiling Price Bazaar For Sexual Relief Was A Street Called Middie Alley. You Could Barely Get A Pushcart Through This Avenue. Top Price-twenty-five Cents.

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.