He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

He Sprang From The Grass Roots Of The Country Clubs Of America.

I Valued My Independence From An Early Age And Was Always Something Of A Individualist … Well, A Show-off Anyway.