I Can Be President Of The United

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

... [woman Suffrage] Has Made Little Difference Beyond Doubling The Number Of Voters. There Is No Woman's Vote As Such. They Divide Up Just About As Men Do.

You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.

I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.