The Secret Of A Good Sermon Is

Be Sure To Wear A Good Cologne, A Nice Aftershave Lotion, And A Strong Underarm Deodorant. And It Might Be A Good Idea To Wear Some Clothes, Too.

I Should Have Been A Country-western Singer. After All, I'm Older Than Most Western Countries.

Define Your Business Goals Clearly So That Others Can See Them As You Do.

When They Saw Me Walking Down The Street Smoking A Cigar, They'd Say, 'hey, That 14-year-old Kid May Be Going Places.' Of Course It's Also A Good Prop On The Stage ... When You Can't Think Of What You're Supposed To Say Next, You Can Puff On Your Cigar Until You Think Of Your Next Line.

Say Goodnight Gracie.