The Secret Of A Good Sermon Is

I'm Onstage For An Hour.i Do An Hour Of Stand-up. Actually, I Do 10 Minutes Standing Up And 50 Minutes Sitting In A Chair. Oh, Occasionally, I Stand Up Again To Do A Dance Or Put Over A Song. But Mostly I Sit Down. A Great Invention, Sitting Down.

Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That Are Out Of Sync With Your Wrinkles.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.

Nice To Be Here? At My Age It's Nice To Be Anywhere.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.