You Can Say The Nastiest Things About

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

You Can Say The Nastiest Things About Yourself Without Offending Anyone.

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.

To Get A Roaster Clean, Send Something Like Baked Apples In It To A Neighbor. Neighbors Always Return Pans Spotless, And You Won't Have To Use A Blow Torch On It Like You Usually Do.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.