When I Go To Bed At Night,

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.

I Hate Smart Sales Clerks. I Said To One, What Do You Have In Lingerie? She Says, More Than You'll Ever Have!

A Passport Picture Is A Photo Of A Man That He Can Laugh At Without Realizing That It Looks Exactly The Way His Friends See Him.