When I Go To Bed At Night,

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

My Photographs Don't Do Me Justice - They Just Look Like Me.

Mothers-in-law Do Not Make Good House Pets. Once I Had The Most Wonderful Dream -- I Dreamed That Mothers-in-law Cost Money And I Couldn't Afford One.

When I Go To The Beauty Parlor, I Always Use The Emergency Entrance. Sometimes I Just Go For An Estimate.

I'm At An Age When My Back Goes Out More Than I Do.