When I Go To Bed At Night,

Christmas Is A Time When Everybody Wants His Past Forgotten And His Present Remembered.

There Isn't Any (afterlife), You Dingbat! This Is It, Baby! Enjoy, Carefully! Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion And I Can't Buy Any Of It. So God Made Man In His Own Image? It's Just The Other Way Around. Man Made God In His Own Image. It's All About Money.

My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited Or Hostility. It Is Mock Hostility, Of Course, Or It Would Be Ugly; We Would Have A War.

My Husband Always Felt That A Marriage And Career Don't Mix. That's Why He's Never Worked.