When I Go To Bed At Night,

I Realize It Is Normal To Argue. I Almost Missed World War Ii Watching My Parents Fight.

When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.

Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful Can A Girl Look? People Think I'm Wearing Anchovies. The Worst Of It Is, I Trapped These Under My Own Sink.

Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better By Moonlight.

If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple, I'd Have No Shape At All.