They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record

Doctors Say It's Okay To Have Sex After A Heart Attack, Provided You Close The Ambulance Door.

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

Let Me Tell You, A Discussion That Starts, 'i'll Tell You Something You Do That Irritates Me, If You Tell Me Something I Do That Bothers You,' Never Ends In A Hug And A Kiss.

I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.