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Remember There Is No Way You Can Give The Father Custody Of The Children Without Getting A Divorce.

-Phyllis Diller

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Remember There Is No Way You Can

Phyllis Diller

Remember There Is No Way You Can Give The Father Custody Of The Children Without Getting A Divorce.

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