You Can Say 'thanks,' And You Can

I Want To Commit A Crime During A Reenactment, And Turn It Into An Enactment.

The Shortest Feedback Loop I Can Think Of Is Doing Improvisation In Front Of An Audience.

I Bought A Dictionary. First Thing I Did Was, I Looked Up The Word "dictionary", And It Said "you're An Asshole".

There Is No I In Team, Unless You Count The Vertical Part Of The T.

I Bought A New Pair Of Pajamas With Pockets, Which Is Great, Cause Now I Don't Have To Hold Things When I Sleep.