A Human Head Looks The Least Scary

Most Stick People Are Black.

I Don't Have To Kill Myself, Time Is Going To Do That.

I Like Birthdays. Every Time Someone Is Born, That's Just Like Bringing More Cake Into The World.

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

I Went Whale Watching Once. It Was Very Similar To Watching People On A Boat Become Disappointed.