A Human Head Looks The Least Scary

Siamese Twins Are Interesting Because They Are The Only People Who Can Write A Biography And An Autobiography At The Same Time.

There's A Very Fine Line Between Giving Someone The Heimlich Maneuver And Dry-humping A Stranger.

I Always Try To Just Be Honest ... As Opposed To Artifice Or Manipulation.

Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

To Get Strangers To Hate You Even Faster, Crank Up The Volume On That Very Interesting Ringtone Of Yours.