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And As Far As Actors Go, Peter Sellers Is My All-time Favorite.

When I Was In High School I Experimented Sexually. The Experiment Was To Never Have Sex With Anybody No Matter How Hard I Tried. Success! Hypothesis Confirmed.

Suicide Is The #1 Killer Of A Person Who Is In A Boat And Happens To Be Passing Under A Bridge At The Wrong Time.

A Glove Is A Very Literal Looking Hand Puppet.

Yes" Actually Means "no" 100% Of The Time, When The Question Is "can I Give You Some Advice?