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A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

In Elections, The Undecided Vote Is Usually The Deciding Factor.

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The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.