It's Not The Loss Of Life That

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The Lord Takes Care Of His Own, But Church Trustees Still Put Lightning Rods On The Steeple.

If You Can't Bear To Have Your Face Stepped On, Don't Try To Climb The Ladder Of Success.

Adam And Eve Were The First Of All Unions To Defy Management.

The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.