Many A Woman Would Get A Divorce

It Takes Hundreds Of Nuts To Hold A Car Together, But It Takes Only One Of Them To Scatter It All Over The Highway.

Egocentric: A Person Who Has His I's Too Close Together.

Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

It's Surprising How Much Wisdom Every Man Possesses -- If Not For His Own Affairs, Then For The Affairs Of Others.

Reactionary: One Who Wants The Rules Enforced So Nobody Can Take His Pile Away From Him The Way He Got It From Others.