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A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.

A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.

The Man Who Avoids Debt Doesn't Have To Worry About Avoiding His Creditors.

Anger Is The Feeling That Makes Your Mouth Work Faster Than Your Mind.