The Computer Saves Man A Lot Of

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.

You Can Tell A Man's Taste In Literature By His Judgment In Knowing What Not To Read.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

Some People Worry Because They Are In Debt; Others, Because They Can't Even Get In.