You Always Got To Be Happy When

Getting Older Is A Lot Of Fun. Right Up There With Chewing Glass Or Putting Your Hand In A Blender.

I Don't Experience Basic Human Emotions. It's Not My Thing.

Bullfights Are Hugely Popular Because You Can Sit Comfortably With A Hot Dog And Possibly Watch A Man Die. It Wont Be Me, But I Can Sit Comfortably And Watch It.

If You Want To Be A Writer, Just Write. There's No Magic To It.

If We Had 3 Million Exhibitionists And Only One Voyeur, Nobody Could Make Any Money.