I've Always Felt Like I Work In

What's Interesting About Books That Take Place In The Future, Even Twenty Years In The Future, Is That Many Of Them Are Black Or White: It's Either A Utopia Or It's Misery. The Real Truth Is That There's Going To Be Both Things In Any Future, Just Like There Is Now.

The World Really Changed After 9/11, Not Just In The Tragic Way, But In Every Way. So It Took Me A Couple Of Years To Even Understand How My Art Form I Could Process Any Of This. When The World Changed, Eliciting Laughter With Subjects That Were Funny To Me Before 9/11 Just Didnt Seem Good Enough.

Steven Spielberg Seems To Have Wanted To Be A Director From 13. He Put His Dog In A Certain Position And Made Him Eat At Four O'clock. He Liked To Direct It. But, To Me, Directing Is Tedious. Especially If You're Acting In It. And I'm Inherently Lazy.

In My Screenplays - From The Very Beginning I've Always Used Tape. I Talk My Screenplays. And Then Have Somebody Transcribe Them.

Your Spouse Should Be Just Attractive Enough To Turn You On. Anything More Is Trouble.