Twitter, To Me, Works If You're Funny.

If We Had 3 Million Exhibitionists And Only One Voyeur, Nobody Could Make Any Money.

Being A Screenwriter In Hollywood Is Like Being A Eunuch At An Orgy. Worse, Actually, At Least The Eunuch Is Allowed To Watch.

One Of The Things I Like About A Character: I Always Think It's Fascinating When A Character Can Turn On A Dime And Go From One Emotion To Another. I Like Watching That.

It's Interesting When You're Part Of A Group - The Jews, To Be Exact - That The World Has Had Such Problems With.

'drive' Came To Me Because The Casting Director Knew My Manager And Called And Said, 'you've Always Talked To Me About Albert Wanting To Play The Heavy. I Think He Should Read This.' My Ears Just Perked Up.