Twitter, To Me, Works If You're Funny.

I, Sort Of, Got Into Comedy Accidentally, And It Got Bigger Than I Wanted It To.

Fear Is Like A Giant Fog. It Sits On Your Brain And Blocks Everything - Real Feelings, True Happiness, Real Joy. They Can't Get Through That Fog. But You Lift It, And Buddy, You're In For The Ride Of Your Life.

If I'm Going To Act In Someone's Movie, I Want The Movie To Be Interesting And Be Able To Get A Couple Of Solid Doubles.

You Can Equate Acting To A Tennis Game: When You're Playing One Of The Best, You Get Better.

Bullfights Are Hugely Popular Because You Can Sit Comfortably With A Hot Dog And Possibly Watch A Man Die. It Wont Be Me, But I Can Sit Comfortably And Watch It.