Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't

Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!

My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My Parents Loosen The Wheels On My Stroller.

With Age Comes Wisdom. You Don't Need Big Boobs To Be Feminine. Look At Liberace.

Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better Enjoy It While It's Happening.

If You Don't Go To Broadway, You're A Fool. On Broadway, Off Broadway, Above Broadway, Below Broadway, Go! Don't Tell Me There Isn't Something Wonderful Playing. If I'm Home In New York At Night, I'm Either At A Broadway Or An Off Broadway Show. We're In The Theater Capital Of The World, And If You Don't Get It, You're An Idiot.