Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't

You’re Going To Get What I Think Is The Truth, And It’s Going To Be Raw.

It's So Long Since I've Had Sex I've Forgotten Who Ties Up Who.

I Wish I Could Tell You It Gets Better. It Doesn't Get Better. You Get Better.

Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't Laugh, It's Tough.

Acting Is My True Love. I Would Like To Have Been A Serious Actor, And I Plan To In The Next Life. I'm Gonna Be Meryl Streep Rivers.