Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't

What Could Be Nicer Than To Have Three Horrible Children Behind You In An Airplane, And The Next Set, You Go Onstage And You Talk About How Much You Despise The Children And What You Would Like To Do To Them On An Airplane? That's The Only Time I Would Gladly Take A Terrorist On. It'd Be Worth It To Get Rid Of These Children.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Buy A Sexy Sheer Nightgown And Don't Know Anyone Who Can See Through It.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It. Calm Down. It's All Funny.

Don’t Worry About The Money. Love The Process.

If God Wanted Us To Bend Over He'd Put Diamonds On The Floor.