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I Was Born In 1962, And The Room Next To Me Was 1963.

Mick Jagger Could French-kiss A Moose. He Has Child-bearing Lips.

I Am Definitely Going To Watch The Emmys This Year! My Makeup Team Is Nominated For “best Special Effects.”

I Think It Was Cosby Who Also Said To Me, 'if Only 2 Percent Of The World Thinks You're Funny, You'll Still Fill Stadiums For The Rest Of Your Life.'

The Palestinians Cannot Throw Rockets And Expect People Not To Defend Themselves