If God Wanted Us To Bend Over

Bo Derek Turned Down The Role Of Helen Keller Because She Couldn't Remember The Lines.

Elizabeth Taylor Was So Fat That Whenever She Went To London In A Red Dress, 30 Passengers Would Try To Board Her.

I Want To Be Buried In A Valentino Gown And I Want Harry Winston To Make Me A Toe Tag.

Moving On Is A Gift You Give Yourself.

I Always Like A Charity With People Who Don't Speak English Because I Get Them To Do All Kinds Of Things Around My House.