If God Wanted Us To Bend Over

My Parents Hated Me. All I Ever Heard Was, "why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia? Why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia?" Shelia Had Died At Birth.

She's So Pure, Moses Couldn't Even Part Her Knees.

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.

Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better Enjoy It While It's Happening.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Buy A Sexy Sheer Nightgown And Don't Know Anyone Who Can See Through It.