If God Wanted Us To Bend Over

I Think It's Time They Knew The Truth About Beethoven.

Because I'm The Only Performer Who Comes Out And Says I've Had Plastic Surgery, I've Become The Plastic Surgery Poster Girl, Which Is Hilarious, Because Everybody Has Done It And They All Deny It. They Stand There, Like The Bride Of Frankenstein, They've All Got Stitches, And They All Say, 'i've Done Nothing.' I Talk About It.

I Started My Career In A Town So Small The Local Clinic Was Called Fred's Hospital And Grill.

Don’t Worry About The Money. Love The Process.

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Had The Baby. He Was There For The Birth. It Would've Been Nice If He Was There For The Conception.