If God Wanted Us To Bend Over

Because I'm The Only Performer Who Comes Out And Says I've Had Plastic Surgery, I've Become The Plastic Surgery Poster Girl, Which Is Hilarious, Because Everybody Has Done It And They All Deny It. They Stand There, Like The Bride Of Frankenstein, They've All Got Stitches, And They All Say, 'i've Done Nothing.' I Talk About It.

I Like Colonic Irrigation Because Sometimes You Find Old Jewelry.

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.

Life Is So Tough. I Don't Know How Old You Are, But I've Seen So Much In A Wink. One Phone Call And Your Life Is Changed Forever. We All Know That. You Better Laugh At Everything.

I Am A Dyke! And I'm Damn Proud Of It!