If God Wanted Us To Bend Over

The Palestinians Cannot Throw Rockets And Expect People Not To Defend Themselves

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.

I've Always Hate Child Stars, Starting From Way Back When, When I Was A Child. The First Child Star I Saw Was Shirley Temple. She Was Six Years Old, Two Foot Six And The Biggest Star In Hollywood. She Wore Ribbons In Her Hair, And Frilly Little Pinafores And Shiny Patent-leather Tap Shoes - Just Like The Boys In Glee Do.

If You Don't Think You're Funny, No One Else Will.

My Daughter Refuses To Call Me Mother In Public; My Little Grandson Calls Me Spongeslob Squarebottom, And Nobody Else Ever Calls Me At All.