Yale Men Do Not Like To Be

When I Was In Vegas Women Were Throwing Their Hotel Keys At Me. But It Was After They Checked Out.

If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.

Nice To Be Here? At My Age It's Nice To Be Anywhere.

My Major Contribution To The Format Was To Suggest That I Be Able To Step Out Of The Plot And Speak Directly To The Audience, And Then Be Able To Go Right Back Into The Action. That Was An Original Idea Of Mine; I Know It Was Because I Originally Stole It From Thornton Wilder's Play Our Town.

I Would Read Playboy More Often, But My Glasses Keep Steaming Up.