Sex After 90 Is Like Trying To

When We Played The Back End Of A Horse We Always Knew That If We Worked Hard And Did A Good Job We Could Become The Front End.

It's One Of The Old Show Business Axioms. No Matter How Successful You've Been, There's Always A Younger And Sexier Seal Coming Along.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Stoop To Tie Your Shoelaces And Wonder What Else You Could Do While You're Down There.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me Spill My Martini.