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This Is The Sixth Book I've Written, Which Isn't Bad For A Guy Who's Only Read Two.

If I Had Taken My Doctor's Advice And Quit Smoking When He Advised Me To, I Wouldn't Have Lived To Go To His Funeral.

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.

Well, Anybody Can Be A Straight Man If He Hears Well. You Just Have To Wait For Laughs. A Straight Man Just Repeats The Questions And The Comedian Gets The Laughs And You Just Wait For Them And Don't Let Them Die Completely At The Tail End Of The Laugh.

If You Stay In The Business Long Enough And Get To Be Old Enough, You Get To Be New Again.