A Young Mind In A Healthy Body

I Was Brought Up To Respect My Elders, So Now I Don't Have To Respect Anybody.

If You Live To Be One Hundred, You've Got It Made. Very Few People Die Past That Age.

There Will Always Be A Battle Between The Sexes Because Men And Women Want Different Things. Men Want Women And Women Want Men.

There Are Two Kinds Of Cruises - Pleasure And With Children.

When They Saw Me Walking Down The Street Smoking A Cigar, They'd Say, 'hey, That 14-year-old Kid May Be Going Places.' Of Course It's Also A Good Prop On The Stage ... When You Can't Think Of What You're Supposed To Say Next, You Can Puff On Your Cigar Until You Think Of Your Next Line.