If I Paid $3 Or $4 For

If I Had Taken My Doctor's Advice And Quit Smoking When He Advised Me To, I Wouldn't Have Lived To Go To His Funeral.

She Didn't Need To Go To Acting School To Learn That The Essence Of Acting Is To Act Like You're Not Acting.

If You Stay In The Business Long Enough And Get To Be Old Enough, You Get To Be New Again.

Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That Are Out Of Sync With Your Wrinkles.

With The Collapse Of Vaudeville New Talent Has No Place To Stink.