Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.