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Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

The Reason That So Many Of Us Cannot Save Money Is Because Of Our Friends. They're Always Buying Something We Can't Afford.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.