Would You Put A Pastrami In Your

Comparing What The Democrats Offer To What The Republicans Offer Is Like Comparing The Money I Have In My Pocket To What Bill Gates Has In His.

It Is More Profitable For Your Congressman To Support The Tobacco Industry Than Your Life.

I'm Crazy About The Fact That The Jewish People Should Survive Because They Have So Much To Contribute And So Many Values To Contribute To The World. It Would Be A Much Better World, A Much More Peaceful And Non-violent World If We Lived By Jewish Values.

Why Is It That They Have Bibles In Every Motel Room? Why Should A Man Want To Read The Bible When He's With A Woman Alone In A Motel Room? Why Would He Be Interested? Whatever He's Praying For, He's Already Got!

I Always Thought Music Was More Important Than Sex—then I Thought If I Don't Hear A Concert For A Year-and-a-half It Doesn't Bother Me.