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The New York Times Does An Unbelievable Amount Of Damage Because Every Day Television And Radio Stations Along With The Rest Of Media Take Their Lead On The Way The News Should Be Presented Along With What Actually Is The News.

My Material Is As New As Anything On The Dinner Table. What Difference Does It Make If I'm 70 Or If I'm 20? The Audience Knows They Aren't Getting Any Old Stories From Me.