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I Was So Self -conscious, Every Time Football Players Went Into A Huddle, I Thought They Were Talking About Me.

I Don't Believe That Anybody Has Come To A Conclusion On Why Something Is Funny. It's Funny Because It's Ridiculous And It's Ridiculous For Different Reasons At Different Times.

I've Found That My Humor Goes Over Big In London.

I Have No Idea What's Going To Happen With America In The Future.

Predictions Are Preposterous.