I Regularly Sell Out More In England

Eighty Percent Of Married Men Cheat In America. The Rest Cheat In Europe.

I Didn't Think It Was Fair To Pretend To Give Of Myself When I Was So Selfishly Consumed With My Own Drives.

A Jew Never Laughs Without Looking At His Wife For Approval.

Truthfully, With The Republicans, I Don't See That Much Wrong With Them.

I Can't Pretend That I'm A Great Student Of The Art Of Comedy Because Anybody That Becomes Philosophical About Humor Doesn't Know What He's Talking About.