Predictions Are Preposterous.

I Was So Self -conscious, Every Time Football Players Went Into A Huddle, I Thought They Were Talking About Me.

I Have No Idea What's Going To Happen With America In The Future.

Would You Put A Pastrami In Your Mouth If You Didn't Want To Eat It?

It Is More Profitable For Your Congressman To Support The Tobacco Industry Than Your Life.

America Is The Only Country In The World Where You Can Burn The Flag But Can't Tear The Tag Off The Mattress.