Would The Boy You Were Be Proud

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Looks Both Ways When He Crosses The Street.

There Are Some Men Who In A Fifty-fifty Proposition Insist On Getting The Hyphen Too.

No Committee Could Ever Come Up With Anything As Revolutionary As A Camel - Anything As Practical And As Perfectly Designed To Perform Effectively Under Such Difficult Conditions.

A Censor Is An Expert In Cutting Remarks. A Censor Is A Man Who Knows More Than He Thinks You Ought To.

An Optimist Is One Who Makes The Best Of It When He Gets The Worst Of It.