Two Can Live As Cheaply As One

An Intelligence Test Sometimes Shows A Man How Smart He Would Have Been Not To Have Taken It.

A Rut Is A Grave With The Ends Knocked Out.

The Incompetent With Nothing To Do Can Still Make A Mess Of It.

Poetry Is That Which Is Lost In Translation.

The Reason Crime Doesn't Pay Is That When It Does, It Is Called A More Respectable Name.