Two Can Live As Cheaply As One

I Inherited My Ability From Both Parents; My Mother's Ability For Spending Money, And My Father's Ability For Not Earning It.

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Looks Both Ways When He Crosses The Street.

Home Is Where The College Student Home For The Holidays Isn't.

Some Problems Are So Complex That You Have To Be Highly Intelligent And Well Informed Just To Be Undecided About Them.

You Can Always Tell A Real Friend: When You've Made A Fool Of Yourself He Doesn't Feel You've Done A Permanent Job.