Middle Age Is When You Stop Criticizing

Everyone Rises To Their Level Of Incompetence.

A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His Files Is To Make A Copy Of Every Paper Before He Destroys It.

Real, Constructive Mental Power Lies In The Creative Thought That Shapes Your Destiny, And Your Hour-by-hour Mental Conduct Produces Power For Change In Your Life. Develop A Train Of Thought On Which To Ride. The Nobility Of Your Life As Well As Your Happiness Depends Upon The Direction In Which That Train Of Thought Is Going.

A Philosopher Is A Blind Man In A Dark Room Looking For A Black Cat That Isn't There. A Theologian Is The Man Who Finds It.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.