Middle Age Is When You Stop Criticizing

Expert: A Man Who Makes Three Correct Guesses Consecutively.

Middle Age Is When You Stop Criticizing The Older Generation And Start Criticizing The Younger One.

America Is A Country That Doesn't Know Where It Is Going But Is Determined To Set A Speed Record Getting There.

Middle Age Is When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.

When A New Yorker Looks Like He Has A Suntan, It's Probably Rust.